This Made Me Laugh!

This was forwarded to me today and it made me laugh 'til I cried:



Learning to Cuss

A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 6-year-old, 'I think it's about
Time we started cussing.'

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go downstairs for
Breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say
Something with ass.'

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
'Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
Floor, jumps up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with
His mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
She locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay in there
Until I let you out.'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year- old and
Asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast,
Young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it
Won't be Cheerios.