WHY???

Here is a list of questions I, and many of my married friends, would like answered:

- Why are you(husbands) more tired than we are? Even after sleeping(snoring) all night long while we were up with the kids?

- Why can you not comprehend that we do not sit around all day and talk on the phone?

- Who do you Think cleans the house, does your laundry, takes care of YOUR kids, makes you dinner

- Why do you feel that when we are angry and yelling that that is a good time to act like a 3 year old and not help at all?

- Why do you not complete the tasks you tell us you will complete?

- Lastly, What do you do in the bathroom for a half hour, because it cannot take that long to poop?